Here are some awesome jokes that will rattle your funny bone!!!
Q:what do you get if you cross a donkey with a
mouse?
A: a monkey!
Q: What would a mouse and a donkeys
babies be called?
A: Dice!
Q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: to get to the bottom
Q:What do you call a rhino that drinks too much?
A: whino!
Knock,Knock 'whos there' will you rember me in a day? 'yes' will you remember me in 2 month's? 'yes' will you
remember me in 3 years? 'yes' Knock,Knock 'who's there' see you have forgotten me all ready!!!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: He had no-body to go with!
Doctor,Doctor I swallowed a bone!
Are you choking?
No,I really did!
Q:If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
A: He'd be out for the count!
Doctor,Doctor I think I'm a bell!
take these and if they don't help give me a ring!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
Q: what do you get when you cross a skunk with a onion?
A: something so bad it will make you cry!!
Q:what has long hair,weighs 2000 pounds and
carries a flower?
A: A hippie-potamus!!!
Q:Why does E.T have such big eyes?
A:Because he saw his phone bill!!!
Q:Why did the cyclops give up teaching?
A:Because he only had one pupil!
Here are some awesome jokes that will rattle your funny bone!!!
Q:what do you get if you cross a donkey with a
mouse?A: a monkey!
Q: What would a mouse and a donkeys
babies be called?
A: Dice!
Q: why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
A: to get to the bottom
Q:What do you call a rhino that drinks too much?
A: whino!
Knock,Knock 'whos there' will you rember me in a day? 'yes' will you remember me in 2 month's? 'yes' will you
remember me in 3 years? 'yes' Knock,Knock 'who's there' see you have forgotten me all ready!!!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
A: He had no-body to go with!
Doctor,Doctor I swallowed a bone!
Are you choking?
No,I really did!
Q:If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be?
A: He'd be out for the count!
Doctor,Doctor I think I'm a bell!
take these and if they don't help give me a ring!
Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!
Q: what do you get when you cross a skunk with a onion?
A: something so bad it will make you cry!!
Q:what has long hair,weighs 2000 pounds and
carries a flower?
A: A hippie-potamus!!!
Q:Why does E.T have such big eyes?
A:Because he saw his phone bill!!!
Q:Why did the cyclops give up teaching?
A:Because he only had one pupil!